JAAKED UP

When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, drinks more than their body weight in beer and booze and takes ridiculous photos in front of a picture esque wall.

The scootagang is getting straight JAAKED UP in the streets by 4pm.

by Scootmagoot March 15, 2020

All jacked up

The meaning of all jacked up is that an object or an individual is screwed up, faulty,doesn't work, or inadequate.

The self checkout registers in Wallmart are all Jacked Up.

by JoeBeau July 24, 2016

janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

by dtown April 2, 2004

jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004

jacked up

1. not working properly or as intended.
2. having used a large quantity of speed, cocaine, or other amphetamine.
3. cut or lacerated by means of a make-shift knife or blade. see SKIV
4. In generally poor or injured condition.

sense "1": "This is so JACKED UP! She said she'd be here at eight!"
sense "4": "I want to play, but my shoulder's still JACKED UP from last weekend.

by mainframe October 31, 2003

jacked up

In the military, to be given a stern talking-to by an NCO for some offense or omission.

"We all got jacked up this morning for calling him 'sergeant-major' instead of RSM."
"On course they'll jack you up if you aren't wearing dress uniform in your ID photo."

by HellHound May 6, 2015

jacked up shit

something or someone really messed up!!

That is some jack up shit yo!

by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005