J.O.T.
J.O.T. by mummified jizz-eater January 13, 2009
Words you can keep
J.O.T.
Acronym for "Jack Off Towel". Any pliable cloth or paper product used to capture or possibly clean up ejaculate resulting from a masturbation session. Often length of toilet paper or a kitchen towel, but can include a sock, a scrap of newspaper etc.
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J.R.O.T.C.
A terribly corrupt and poorly undertaken attempt by the United States Military to indoctrinate and shelter teenagers too young to enlist. Classes cost more than the average high school class, teach racism and homophobia, have a generally sub-par curriculum, and promote violence.
Remember when two Arizona J.R.O.T.C. members dressed in fatigues and killed nine Buddhist monks after looting their temple?
Bill: Hey! I wanna join the J.R.O.T.C.!
Chris: I can't be friends with you anymore.
Bill: Hey! I wanna join the J.R.O.T.C.!
Chris: I can't be friends with you anymore.
J.R.O.T.C. by King Superman October 25, 2007
J.O.A.T.
J.O.A.T. - Acronym/definition for Jack Of All Trade.
Self explanatory because humans
are a master to none.
That is the definition. The creator of this website is a certified joat. She has joatian skill level, but neverthelesse unmastered.
Exedra..
God this fucking website is
Vexing and aggregating my aggression.
Self explanatory because humans
are a master to none.
That is the definition. The creator of this website is a certified joat. She has joatian skill level, but neverthelesse unmastered.
Exedra..
God this fucking website is
Vexing and aggregating my aggression.
J.O.A.T. by Killahsesh August 11, 2023
D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S
From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2
"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2
"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow
D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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