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J.ho
1. A selfish girl who steps on people to get what she wants
2. A girl who lies, steals, and is a regular skank in order to get what she wants.
2. A girl who lies, steals, and is a regular skank in order to get what she wants.
J.HO
J-HO
A diva-wannabe chick who thinks she's the shit just because she has a big ass and coins fucktarded terms like "New Yorican" let alone, "J-Lo." Is convinced that she's barrier breaker and inspiration for all Latinas out there, but she's really just a phoney, trick-ass floozy who needs to stop "Reppin' the Bronx!" Despite her Latina pride, she tries to look a white chick by dying her hair blonde and wearing those ridiculous blue contacts in...what was that music video called?
I wanna buy the new perfume "Glow" by J-Ho, but I'm afraid it'll sink into my skin and I'll get slut rabies and smell like ass.
J-HO by Pissed Off Chick July 18, 2003
J-HO
the biggest slutbag trendwhore after britney spears and christina aguleria there is.
J-ho likes to sing as though she is having a carrot shoved up her rectum
J-ho likes to sing as though she is having a carrot shoved up her rectum
J-HO by brother_number_one July 31, 2003
j ho
That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.
j ho by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004
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