J.O.T. 

Acronym for Jizz on Toast.

I ate some J.O.T. for breakfast this morning.

J.O.T. by mummified jizz-eater January 13, 2009

J.O.T. 

Acronym for "Jack Off Towel". Any pliable cloth or paper product used to capture or possibly clean up ejaculate resulting from a masturbation session. Often length of toilet paper or a kitchen towel, but can include a sock, a scrap of newspaper etc.

"I think your roommate is addicted to internet porn. Just look at all the crumpled up J.O.T.s by his desk!"

J.O.T. by DF Bizzle October 22, 2014

J.O.T. 

Jack Off Time

Yea man, I think it's J.O.T.

J.O.T. by alexx017 October 22, 2010

G.I.J.O.T 

Girl I'd jack off too.

Trae: Hey you see that girl over there?
Andrew: Yeah man she's a total G.I.J.O.T (Gidjet)

G.I.J.O.T by TraeTre August 7, 2007

J.R.O.T.C.

A terribly corrupt and poorly undertaken attempt by the United States Military to indoctrinate and shelter teenagers too young to enlist. Classes cost more than the average high school class, teach racism and homophobia, have a generally sub-par curriculum, and promote violence.

Remember when two Arizona J.R.O.T.C. members dressed in fatigues and killed nine Buddhist monks after looting their temple?

Bill: Hey! I wanna join the J.R.O.T.C.!
Chris: I can't be friends with you anymore.

J.R.O.T.C. by King Superman October 25, 2007

J.O.A.T. 

J.O.A.T. - Acronym for Jack Of All Trade.

J.O.A.T. - Acronym/definition for Jack Of All Trade.

Self explanatory because humans

are a master to none.

That is the definition. The creator of this website is a certified joat. She has joatian skill level, but neverthelesse unmastered.
Exedra..

God this fucking website is
Vexing and aggregating my aggression.

J.O.A.T. by Killahsesh August 11, 2023

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S 

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021