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A piece of paper inside the case of a cassette tape that tells you what's on it. So called because it looks like the letter J from the side.
Guy 1: Thanks for the mixtape, what did you put on it?
Guy 2: Look at the J-card, man.
Guy 1: Scatman John? Thanks bro!
J-card by YourBatteryIsLow April 5, 2013
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Used for either any Asian: gay male, female clique leader, or female person who is typically antagonistic.

In many forms of media there are: ie. Queen Bee type characters, but this one is specifically for people of Asian appearance who fall in to that category.

They come in the form of pompous, arrogant, and narcissistic individuals who enjoys putting others down for personal gain; such as: Popularity, revenge, or simply for pleasure and amusement.

To not be confused with being a diva, for in reality the jcard is quite different and will often not get along with a diva or other snobbish persons due to a prominent power struggle.

The jcard likes to believe that everyone loves them and that they are extremely popular; whereas most of their popularity comes from fear and intimidation.

The name jcard originated from the player hotjcard on the virtual teens hangout of: Habbo Hotel. She was distinctive due to her relentless pursuits to becoming rich, successful and popular. Doing so she caused a girl to commit suicide via Virtual Bullying.
Attractive Asian Girl: Girl: Out of my way, losers.

Bystander: God, she's such a jcard...

Heather: "Sorry, I have this policy of not talking to losers...".

Sam: Damn... what a bitchy jcard!

Nicky: Dude, don't mess with her, she's like: Satan or something...

Beth: Oh my god, have you seen Tiffany's Drisdales outfit?

Kendra: Duh, who hasn't? she's the jcard of the school...
jcard by neocat12 October 1, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026