a man as selfish as he is narcissistic.
he is always late and does not invest in anything.
he never shares with others and is a sore loser.
the Jérémys have no humor and only think about money.
Jérémy's reliability is close to 4% and it is very difficult to ask Jeremy for services
Jeremy is the most amazing guy ever! Jeremy is a tough guy, but he'll turn into a teddy bear for any girl he really loves. He gives the best guys, and loves holding hands, he's shy at first, but will get crazy as you get to know him! He is funny, hot, and has amazing eyes! He will listen to what you have to say and take it to heart, he will understad your problems
And stand by you. :) He is the best boyfriend ever! :) Jeremy will make you the happiest girl in the world, I promise you!
Friend hey, I heard your dating Jeremy!
me yep, I love him <3
friend he's so cute! Are you sure you like him?
me YESH JEREMY IS MINE HE'S THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVER HE IS MORE AWESOME THAN CHUCK NORRIS AND JACKIE CHAN PUT TOGETHER WITH ICE CREAM!
A Soft Precious Boi Who Should Be protected. You would be lucky to have your own Jeremy. He is a shy, sweet, loving boi who is always there for his friends and will defend/protect them. Never hurt Jeremy because he is an emotional child that has been through a lot and tries to hide his hurt inside. You need to earn his trust before he can tell you how he truly feels. Love this boi because he care about you.
Person 1: “Awwww! How Adorable! Who was that guy?”
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."