"iTz" is a statement of self-misconception that putting things like multiple x's, MLG, "legit", and "iiTz" in combination for a pseudonym will make one totally badass. Generally, these specimen are annoying prepubescent teenagers, or self-righteous douchebags of an older literal age (versus an older mental age).
Warning: Do not attempt to interact with these species (one specimen might be identified as something along the lines of "iiTz lEGiT MLG pRoO xXx"), as they will often challenge you to a one-verse-one duel. Denial to the challenge will result in a incessant condescending speech explaining (without logical sense) why you are a small cat.
xXiiTz NaZtyy QuiikscopzXx: "Fuck you! I could take your ass any day! Let's go, one-on-one, bitch!"
Guy: "What?"
xXiiTz NaZtyy QuiikscopzXx: "Ha! You pussy, you can't even take me on a one-on-one! You fucking suck! I'm going to tell everyone how much of a fucking loser you are because you back down when there's a real challenge! Faggot!"
Commonly seen amongst the Halo community, often used by people who have the mindset that they are MLG Pro, and will step to any noob who thinks they can win a 1v1 match.
"Hey man, I'm going to make a new gamertag...any ideas?"
Origin: In an early 2009 video. In the video was a female gamer challenging other gamers to have ITZ in their gamer names. Video was sent around from gaming friends to gaming friends. Video was published on YouTube, but was removed by user in mid 2009. Eventually, there was a gaming clan, created by some fan of the video. The gaming clan have ITZ in the beginning of their gamer name, followed by a space, and some other word(s).
The real definition of ITZ: In The Zone.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.