Ittybitty
"John is an ittybitty and doesn't like phones."
"He is even not allergic, but still he is an ittybitty."
"He is even not allergic, but still he is an ittybitty."
Ittybitty by Seemscottian Eng. Dictionary May 1, 2021
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Ittybitty
Ittybitty by Seemscottian Eng. Dictionary May 1, 2021
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vip itty bitty titty committee by wacanda February 14, 2012
itty-bitty
(adjective)
a.k.a. itsy-bitsy, ittle bitty
A term that means something small, tiny. Possibly derived from the term ittle bitty which in turn comes from a twist of the expression "little bit".
Often used (vulgarly, insultingly and/or appreciatingly) for women with small breasts. (See Itty Bitty Titty Committee).
See also itsy-bitty and ittle bitty.
a.k.a. itsy-bitsy, ittle bitty
A term that means something small, tiny. Possibly derived from the term ittle bitty which in turn comes from a twist of the expression "little bit".
Often used (vulgarly, insultingly and/or appreciatingly) for women with small breasts. (See Itty Bitty Titty Committee).
See also itsy-bitty and ittle bitty.
-I love you, sweetheart. You have the most adorable itty-bitty titties I've ever seen.
-Gee, thanks. And you have the most adorable itty-bitty weenie I've ever seen.
-Gee, thanks. And you have the most adorable itty-bitty weenie I've ever seen.
itty-bitty by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004
Itty bitty piggy
It's like I'm just single-handedly annihilated—you know—every rap bitch in the building.
Like like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the ninja, Nicki the boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie.
Like—I mean I don't even know why you girls bother at this point.
Like—give up, it's me, I win, you lose.
Oh shit yo.
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a I'm a bad bitch 4x
I told you, I told you before,
I told you y'all was gonna have to pick my fruit out.
Now listen, in addition to pickin' my fruit out I want y'all to start going to the boutiques.
Know what I'm saying.
Get some get some get some crazy shit for me.
I want—I want you know leopard skin and you know
I want—I want all that crazy lizard skin shit like —you know—make sure—
You can be my personal shopper.
Like like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the ninja, Nicki the boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie.
Like—I mean I don't even know why you girls bother at this point.
Like—give up, it's me, I win, you lose.
Oh shit yo.
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a I'm a bad bitch 4x
I told you, I told you before,
I told you y'all was gonna have to pick my fruit out.
Now listen, in addition to pickin' my fruit out I want y'all to start going to the boutiques.
Know what I'm saying.
Get some get some get some crazy shit for me.
I want—I want you know leopard skin and you know
I want—I want all that crazy lizard skin shit like —you know—make sure—
You can be my personal shopper.
No one:
Me: And if you see an itty bitty piggy in a market.
Give that bitch a quarter and car tell her, "Park it."
I don't fuck with pigs like As-Salamu Alaykum,
I put 'em in a field and I let Oscar Mayer bake 'em.
That's right
Me: And if you see an itty bitty piggy in a market.
Give that bitch a quarter and car tell her, "Park it."
I don't fuck with pigs like As-Salamu Alaykum,
I put 'em in a field and I let Oscar Mayer bake 'em.
That's right
Itty bitty piggy by School1234 February 25, 2019
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Itty Bitty Titty Committee by stef May 6, 2003
itty-bitty-titties
itty-bitty-titties by Stevebacca July 29, 2008
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