The period of time between graduation and getting an actual paid job. Typically spent in a state of perpetual coffee making and paper filing for little to no reward.
"It has been an internity since I graduated and I am stillbroke and technically unemployed."
A long passage of time relating to the amount of time which an intern spends before their proper employment.
Intern: I've been working for 2 years and no promotion, they've praised my work ethic and efficiency, but I'm still an intern.
Employee: I get ya; I was working with no pay for an internity!
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.