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Itchy Dick 

When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.
Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.
Itchy Dick by Chuck H. July 27, 2006

Itchy Dick 

When one hasn't had intercourse in months, which results desperate behavior and denial.
Jake: "Hey dude, why were you staring at tracy?"
Brad: "What do you mean?"
Jake: "Ever since you and Brenda broke up, you've been acting different."
Brad: "No, I have not. It's just your imagination."
Jake: "Someone has a case of the Itchy Dick."
Itchy Dick by EagleWrong January 11, 2017

the itchy dick 

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.
"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."
the itchy dick by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007

The Itchy Dick 

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.
"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"
The Itchy Dick by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007

Itch-dick 

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.
I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.
Itch-dick by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016

you make my dick itch 

You’re pissing me the fuck off!
Ronnie you make my dick itch!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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