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Itchy dick 

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.
I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick
Itchy dick by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016
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Itchy Dick 

When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.
Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.
Itchy Dick by Chuck H. July 27, 2006

Itchy Dick 

When one hasn't had intercourse in months, which results desperate behavior and denial.
Jake: "Hey dude, why were you staring at tracy?"
Brad: "What do you mean?"
Jake: "Ever since you and Brenda broke up, you've been acting different."
Brad: "No, I have not. It's just your imagination."
Jake: "Someone has a case of the Itchy Dick."
Itchy Dick by EagleWrong January 11, 2017

the itchy dick 

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.
"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."
the itchy dick by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007

The Itchy Dick 

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.
"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"
The Itchy Dick by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007

Itch-dick 

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.
I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.
Itch-dick by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016

you make my dick itch 

Ronnie you make my dick itch!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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