Itchy Dick

When one hasn't had intercourse in months, which results desperate behavior and denial.

Jake: "Hey dude, why were you staring at tracy?"
Brad: "What do you mean?"
Jake: "Ever since you and Brenda broke up, you've been acting different."
Brad: "No, I have not. It's just your imagination."
Jake: "Someone has a case of the Itchy Dick."

by EagleWrong December 22, 2016