An Itchywinkle is an ailment usually suffered by Kernowwinkles and is the result of spending too much time hunting for stinkywinkles.
The best cure for an itchywinkle is to dip the afflicted member into a pint of beer, but NOT your own.
Quick pass me Perry's pint while he's in the toilet, this itchywinkle is driving me mad.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.