itchy butt
Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day
itchy butt by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012
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itchy butt syndrome
Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy
itchy butt syndrome by YaMom69 December 30, 2021
Dirty Itchy Butt
when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .
I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .
Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
Dirty Itchy Butt by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020
itchy gym butt
when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
itchy gym butt by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014
Itchy Butthole Day
Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.
I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.
Itchy Butthole Day by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010
Itchy Butthole
An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.
If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!
Itchy Butthole by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009
Butt Itch
That itch you can't get out no matter what, no matter how hard you itch. Most people would do anything to get rid of the itch. See deadly itch.
Joe: ARRRGGHH!
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.
Butt Itch by under 9000 May 2, 2009
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