Off-screen alter-ego of professional wrestler Jeff Hardy.

This character is rather abnormal, but nonetheless, comical.

If anyone wants to see it he has a myspace check it out.

Itchweeed quotes:

"I weed-eat like a mutha fucka boy"

"I multiply mutha fucka times 82"

"My 5th Daddy taught me how to play the Rake"

itchweeed by Ben Waller April 1, 2008

Related Words

Itchle • itchied • Itchie wawa • inchless • inchley • itcheebop • Itchel • itchell • itchen abbas • itchen college

My Nose Itches

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you

Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch

My Nose Itches by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

My peepee itches

You have genital herpes

Alex: “my peepee itches”
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes”

My peepee itches by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019

My pp itches

some shrek nigga saying my pp itches and does a demonic dance

Shrek:we live in a society where... my pp itches
D E M O N I C D ANC E pp means penis

My pp itches by Randomguyok April 16, 2019

It itches.

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."

"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."

It itches. by Nick D April 19, 2003

bitchy itchies

another term for scabies. usually given before actual diagnosis (scabies is often misdiagnosed as dermititis). the bitchy itchies really suck and causes constant horrid itching which leads to becoming incredibly bitchy all the time.

this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.

"dude don't get your bitchy itchies on me!!"

"still got the bitchy itchies man?"

bitchy itchies by ultraduckling14 May 28, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026