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Itch to bitch 

When someone can't wait to argue about something.
"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."
Itch to bitch by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009

Bitch itch 

Term for the annoying itch in the female genital region caused by pubic hair growing back after having been shaved off.
Damn, I knew I should have waxed instead of shaving! Now this bitch itch is going to drive me nuts all day!
Bitch itch by Kablooper October 22, 2009

Bitch Itch 

When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.
*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?

In front of Micheal!
Shit!
Bitch Itch by I'M MIKEY BEACHES March 11, 2016

bitch-itch

the need for dirty sex with a naughty girl
the wife is ok, but now and then i just have to have a bitch.such is a bitch-itch.
bitch-itch by brucey baby March 14, 2007

Bitch-itch Mitch 

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

Itch it or Bitch it 

A theory of conflict which purports that, when faced with an interpersonal conflict, one can choose to 1.) confront the person directly (i.e., "itch it") or choose to complain about the conflict to those who can do nothing to change it (i.e., "bitch it"). Similar to Fight vs. Flight.
Home girl fell pray to the itch it or bitch it phenomenon; she can go on and keep telling her cousin about it, but what she needs to do is talk with dude, feel me!?
Itch it or Bitch it by Phatad December 5, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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