Italian lawn 

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

Italian lawn by Yaasfag February 5, 2020

italian lawn dart 

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.

"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."

italian lawn dart by scabbrain April 5, 2010

italian lawn jockey handoff 

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome

(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?

italian lawn jockey handoff by sammythejuice October 24, 2011

Italian Lawnmower 

(verb)- to Shave someones back while having sexual intercourse with that being, weather alive or dead.

I totaly need to Italian Lawnmower Gina, she needs it.

Italian Lawnmower by a_man_with_no_arms September 27, 2006