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josh isn't real 

Clique meme and reference to the famous forest fic for twenty one pilots which you should read.
I told you tyler, josh isn't real.
josh isn't real by simune August 16, 2017

Life isn't real 

A phrase you say when you and your friend are doing something at the same time, saying something at the same time, or did something the same as a coincidence
Taiden: "I went to the mall today and got a red t-shirt."

Rosie: "Really? I did too. Life isn't real!

canada isn't real

Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.
Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.

National Rape Day Isn't Real

It's not real, anyone can upload something here please don't be scared.

She isn't real/ He isn't real 

Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.
He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!

Pee isn't real 

Pee isn't real means you denied wetting yourself even tho it's obvious that you actually pissed yourself
Ray shouted Pee isn't real when it's obvious that she has peed herself