Iron Manning

The act of cutting a can in half, and then shoving the sharp end onto the center of another's chest and twisting it around, cutting a hole in their chest, also while screaming," IRON MAN, IRON MAN!"

I heard that Karshin had to go to the hospital after getting held down and being given Iron Manning for five minutes.

Iron Manning by D1ck Gang December 1, 2014

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Iron Manning

V. Ejaculating on a woman's chest after sex, turning all the lights off and shining a UV light on her chest, which will cause the ejaculate to glow, much like the arc reactor in implanted in Tony Stark's chest in the popular Marvel comic Iron Man.

Guy 1: Milly was wondering why I put a UV light above the bed yesterday. Tonight she's in for a surprise.

Guy 2: Haha, dude you should totally send me pics of you iron manning her!

Guy1: No. That's just weird Chad, get a girlfriend already you huge creep.

Iron Manning by doodledip June 9, 2012

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iron-maning

Similar to planking except you just stand verticaly in any location. Pretty much just another term for standing still. Adopted as a means of enjoyment by drunks from Ballymena, N.Ireland

''Look at Gemma the wick root, Just Iron-maning there''

iron-maning by GaryDosGrammos October 3, 2011

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IronManning

IronManning is the act of performing male on male anal. Both males then ejaculates, pisses, shits, cries and vomits while another 3rd male sits back also ejaculating, pissing, shitting, crying, vomiting and filming. It is known as IronManning because you release all firearms

Yo dude, I'm IronManning with Bob today

IronManning by BobBobsonBobobson October 31, 2017

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Ironmanning

When you shit, piss, have a blood nose, and vomit at the same time while fucking a body pillow.

Oh you were Ironmanning last night?

Ironmanning by Yeet on them haters November 1, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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