Irodoxy 

When you find yourself in a paradox overcome with irony.

For when irony seems to undermine the severity of your situation but paradox removes the sick humour in it.

I cancelled my wedding for a deployment, and now the Army is punishing me for my relationship. The punishment results in not deploying.

I sold my car hours before getting offered an amazing new job requiring a car, and my current job just called because they are closing.

He was stunned by the irodoxy of his apartment catching fire from a fire engine that burst into flames after going to the wrong place.

The irodoxy of it all was that he froze to death in the desert, after moving to El Paso from Alaska.

Irodoxy by Swimmintruth June 4, 2017

Irodocyclitis 

This inflammation of the iris basically the colored part of the eye.

I have a irodocyclitis in my eye.

Irodocyclitis by Neko~chan❤️ August 5, 2017

irodocyclitis 

A completely retarded person how thinks they are cool and aren't. Also has 5 foreheads

He is such an irodocyclitis

irodocyclitis by My name is high low pickle low February 11, 2017