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When you find yourself in a paradox overcome with irony.

For when irony seems to undermine the severity of your situation but paradox removes the sick humour in it.
I cancelled my wedding for a deployment, and now the Army is punishing me for my relationship. The punishment results in not deploying.

I sold my car hours before getting offered an amazing new job requiring a car, and my current job just called because they are closing.

He was stunned by the irodoxy of his apartment catching fire from a fire engine that burst into flames after going to the wrong place.

The irodoxy of it all was that he froze to death in the desert, after moving to El Paso from Alaska.
Irodoxy by Swimmintruth June 4, 2017
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Irodocyclitis 

This inflammation of the iris basically the colored part of the eye.
I have a irodocyclitis in my eye.
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irodocyclitis 

A completely retarded person how thinks they are cool and aren't. Also has 5 foreheads
He is such an irodocyclitis

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026