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When you find yourself in a paradox overcome with irony.

For when irony seems to undermine the severity of your situation but paradox removes the sick humour in it.
I cancelled my wedding for a deployment, and now the Army is punishing me for my relationship. The punishment results in not deploying.

I sold my car hours before getting offered an amazing new job requiring a car, and my current job just called because they are closing.

He was stunned by the irodoxy of his apartment catching fire from a fire engine that burst into flames after going to the wrong place.

The irodoxy of it all was that he froze to death in the desert, after moving to El Paso from Alaska.
Irodoxy by Swimmintruth June 4, 2017
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Irodocyclitis 

This inflammation of the iris basically the colored part of the eye.
I have a irodocyclitis in my eye.
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irodocyclitis 

A completely retarded person how thinks they are cool and aren't. Also has 5 foreheads
He is such an irodocyclitis

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026