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irks my nerves
It really irks my nerves when someone smacks a random girls ass.
You know what irks my nerves? Going to school, being greeted with the 7th Grade Twilight Fan-girl made posters announcing how soon New Moon is coming out in theaters.
You know what irks my nerves? Going to school, being greeted with the 7th Grade Twilight Fan-girl made posters announcing how soon New Moon is coming out in theaters.
irks my nerves by My lolwut? October 20, 2009
irksome
oh god please no. stoppit no. oh lord. im irksome. so god darn diddly irksome and you have the devils curly hair.
irksome by scotlandfan January 9, 2008
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irksmean
irksmean by Angel&Sam-What does irks mean? January 26, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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