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Ir-Van by TP:SAIO April 29, 2003
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|iˈrvānēən|
adjective
• of or relating to Iranians from Irvine, California (A Southern Californian city in Orange County with a large Iranian population). • Particularly relating to or denoting a group of Persians from Orange County, CA characterized by avarice, ostentatiousness and vanity. Not to be confused with Iranian-Americans (see Persian Princess)
Sara: "Uuugh, I hate going to clubs in LA nowadays!"
Lindsey: "Why, Sara?"
Sara: "There are so many douchey Irvanians there stinking up the place with their Armani cologne, almost stabbing me in the eye with their spiky blowouts, and grinding their True Religion jeans all over my ass!"
Lindsey: "Yeah, I sick of them too, but not more than those little Persian princesses with their fake tits, caked on makeup, daddy's credit card, and their asses sticking out of the tops they wear as dresses! Nasty little skanks!"
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Idek where to start so imma just say ur a trick ass hoe
Omg omg omg omg omg IRVANNNNN
irvan by Trickasshoe101 May 30, 2019
Hmmmm. So where do I start, irvan is a scary guy. A complete asshole. Likes to disrespect everyone because he is rich. He thinks he is really cool. And acts like he gets big fucks. But no. No girls like him because he is such a dick. If you ever come across an irvan run. Actually move to a different country. He will come after you. HIDE
Person 1: ew I stepped in shit
Person 2: you stepped on irvan
Irvan by Heather1999 May 30, 2019
why did you search it up smh would you really think their is gonna be something here
Irvany pleaseee
irvany by ._nugget_. May 21, 2021
The smartest, most creative and beautiful woman in the world.

Everyone who knows her is considered lucky and honoured.

Sometimes Irvana can be overwhelmed by her surroundings and always seeks new ideas for the future.
A man who is in a relationship with Irvana should buy a lottery ticket and praise every moment with her.
Irvana by windywendy321 November 21, 2021
The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Irvan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Wow. This is a great party! Look around there's so many Irvans here.
What is it about Irvan that i just want to sit on his face?

Irvan so funny. I wish he was mine.
Irvan by Burhanudin Harahap November 22, 2021
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