Irvanian

|iˈrvānēən|
adjective
• of or relating to Iranians from Irvine, California (A Southern Californian city in Orange County with a large Iranian population). • Particularly relating to or denoting a group of Persians from Orange County, CA characterized by avarice, ostentatiousness and vanity. Not to be confused with Iranian-Americans (see Persian Princess)

Sara: "Uuugh, I hate going to clubs in LA nowadays!"
Lindsey: "Why, Sara?"
Sara: "There are so many douchey Irvanians there stinking up the place with their Armani cologne, almost stabbing me in the eye with their spiky blowouts, and grinding their True Religion jeans all over my ass!"
Lindsey: "Yeah, I sick of them too, but not more than those little Persian princesses with their fake tits, caked on makeup, daddy's credit card, and their asses sticking out of the tops they wear as dresses! Nasty little skanks!"

Irvanian by Uh Huh Youknowwhatitis June 28, 2011

iranian ski goggles 

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.

Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!

iranian ski goggles by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016

Iranian Milk Jugs 

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.

The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs

Iranian Milk Jugs by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

Iranian tobacco 

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).

Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."

Iranian tobacco by Tenth Doctor November 29, 2018

iranian powerdrill 

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute

"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"

iranian powerdrill by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

True Iranian 

A true Iranian is one who will always put their country and people first...above all else.

A true Iranian values and treasures their rich cultural heritage, and does all he/she can to preserve and celebrate it.

A true Iranian does not worship foreign 'saints' or venerate any of the enemies of Iran who have attempted to systematically destroy the country.

A true Iranian seeks freedom, justice and secularism for Iran.

- Hey, look at that guy Kaveh...he always defends Iran and Iranians against zealous thugs.

- Yeah. I know. He's amazing. He must really love his country, he's a true Iranian.

True Iranian by Kaveh Ahangar August 6, 2010

iranian 

an iranian person is somebody who came from iran or persia. most iranians/persians have brown hair and brown eyes but there are exceptions. im persian and i know alot of persians and they are extremely friendly and hard working people. and it gets me pretty pissed off when i read bull shit definitions of iranians like "parsipunter". im guessing that parsipunter met one iranian and then decided to stereotype all of them, which is not right at all. basically, that kid is racist and parsipunter...if ur reading this i really hope that one day u realize that.
im not saying that all iranians are friendly and nice and great cuz they're not all like that(most that i kno r tho). but thats how it is in every nationality...there are nice ppl and weird ppl and mean ppl etc.

if ur iranian and reading this...i wanna remind u to be proud of who u r.
o yea and i went to iran lots of times and there are no camels by the way..just if u were wondering.

iranian by kimia September 27, 2005