Ipse

A girl that is fun, kind, adventurous, confident and attractive. She is also an annoying loud bitch.

I am friends with an ipse.

by Hellofrogs May 29, 2020

ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007

Ipse mihi fucki

The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.

Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....

by GenX Alt December 8, 2024

ipseity

Selfhood - the quality of being oneself; the essential element of individuality

those heavenly moments … when a sense of the divine ipseity invades me —L. P. Smith

by lamyaaaaa February 4, 2018

ipsexual

Someone who is physically attractive to him/herself, more than to others, in a sexual way.

From ipse (self) + sexual.

"I don't think of myself as heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even asexual. I'm mostly ipsexual."

by Chrekol July 28, 2005

Ipset

A word used to connote when you are not actually upset but want the emotional feedback of an upset person; ironically upset.

OMG no one commented on my insta post so ipset rn af

by abaum September 24, 2016

Ipsen

When a person smells like shit

What the fuck who spells like ipsen.

by Tony Flor May 26, 2017