abaum's definitions

Canada's History

A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.

"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."

by abaum February 4, 2010

Ipsette

A fancy variation on ipset, used to connote when one is not actually upset, but desires the emotional feedback of a both upset and important person; self-importantly ironically upset.

What? No bellinis at brunch? Ipsette!

“Hey why didn’t you answer my call? Desperately need your opinion on what to wear tonight.”
“Sorry, I am at work.”
“Ugh. Ipsette.”

by abaum June 27, 2018

Ipset

A word used to connote when you are not actually upset but want the emotional feedback of an upset person; ironically upset.

OMG no one commented on my insta post so ipset rn af

by abaum September 24, 2016