Iphucker

An individual who makes love to his iphone over an over again, this act is normally completed by inserting your device into the anus area, this horrific act often leads to some form of prostate cancer or a collapsed rectom.

Steve Jobs: My iphone an I had an amazing sesh last night and it was totally awesome.

Listener: Jesus, you are such an iphucker.

Iphucker by Bill Gatessss October 23, 2012

iphucked 

When your iPhone crashes, drops calls, or the battery dies...you’ve been iPhucked!!

I'm on my iphone...and my call drops. I've been iphucked.

iphucked by www.iphucked.com July 2, 2010

iPhucked Up 

What happens when you try to jailbreak your iPhone and it crashes

"Hello. Apple support. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, iPhucked Up"

iPhucked Up by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

iPhucked 

When you buy the newest iPhone and realize that they only added one new feature, and you spent 500+ more dollars on it than you should have.

Man: I just bought the new iPhone today and it has a new dildo feature! I shoved it in my ass because I'm so iPhucked!

iPhucked by Turexthehunter March 10, 2015

iPhucked 

iPhucked - Is what you experience whenever the iPhone auto text feature changes your text message content to something other than the word(s) you wrote and you have to tell the recipient of the message the correct wording. When that happens to you, then you have been iPhucked!!!

It's almost impossible to understand Sally's text messages these days. Now that she switched to an iPhone it's like she is always getting iPhucked each time she text messages me.

iPhucked by JustSayin18 August 31, 2013