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iPhucked 

When you buy the newest iPhone and realize that they only added one new feature, and you spent 500+ more dollars on it than you should have.
Man: I just bought the new iPhone today and it has a new dildo feature! I shoved it in my ass because I'm so iPhucked!
iPhucked by Turexthehunter March 10, 2015
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iPhucked 

iPhucked - Is what you experience whenever the iPhone auto text feature changes your text message content to something other than the word(s) you wrote and you have to tell the recipient of the message the correct wording. When that happens to you, then you have been iPhucked!!!
It's almost impossible to understand Sally's text messages these days. Now that she switched to an iPhone it's like she is always getting iPhucked each time she text messages me.
iPhucked by JustSayin18 August 31, 2013

iPhucked Up 

What happens when you try to jailbreak your iPhone and it crashes
"Hello. Apple support. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, iPhucked Up"
iPhucked Up by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009
An individual who makes love to his iphone over an over again, this act is normally completed by inserting your device into the anus area, this horrific act often leads to some form of prostate cancer or a collapsed rectom.
Steve Jobs: My iphone an I had an amazing sesh last night and it was totally awesome.

Listener: Jesus, you are such an iphucker.
Iphucker by Bill Gatessss October 23, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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