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ditch weed, wild hemp found in the Midwest USA.
you mother fucker, this shit's goddamned Iowana bullshit, I can't even get even a buzz, give me my fucking money back asshole.
Iowana by Pkuhnert September 28, 2007
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A big hearted and sweet girl with a difficulty in staying quiet, who likes to listen music; a real funny chipmunk who cares about her friends. The name is usually used in Hungary, Bulgaria or Romania. Ioanas tend to be intelligent and meticulous beings who have to get what they want. They are diffucult creatures, but originals are rare so hold on when you find an actual "Ioana"
Any unique Ioanas
Ioana by DirttNasty April 20, 2011
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She is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet, when you get ahold of her do not let her go, because even though you think you are going to be alright, after not seeing her or hearing from her for 2 days straight you are going to fall apart. She can make your day better by just looking at you. She is kind, sweet, smart, beautiful, gorgeous, nice, she treats people right and her body is amazing, do not ever doubt that. Even if she looks like she isn't, she is the creackhead and it's so fun being around her. She is the perfect one to be around when u are sad, happy, going through some sh*t, stressed or angry. She can make You feel better by just laughing, dancing, singing, smiling, anything really. She, unlike most people is someone that will never leave you.
Such an Ioana, the girl who can make you laugh in seconds
ioana by raisa2008* May 7, 2021
She's like the sea, if you don't understand her you will drown. Her eyes. Those beautiful eyes of her, the same ones that were so full of truth and curiosity, She's so strong, yet so down to earth. She doesn't smile a lot but you know that's how she is. You could never cage her, she runs wild in search of freedom. She belongs to no man, she belongs to her self.
Iwana and I would be great together.
Iwana by ilovellamasomuch June 12, 2018
Most beautiful girl with lovely eyes and very sexy and leng Ioanas so amazing and heartwarming, they are the best people to hug and stay warm with and Reece lives Ioana more❤️
Reece loves Ioana so much that he loves her more!
Ioana by Rexzsy March 9, 2020
a wise, talented, independent and cheerful person who is skillful with money, and perceptive, although they sometimes talk too much. They tend to be impatient and hot-blooded about everything except your daily work. They like entertainment and large crowds.

Direct translation: to soar like a hawk
iolana by Loiana December 29, 2016
Romanian name for a girl meaning First Born. Gorgeous, long legged, big eyes and great character. The person is usually a fun, great person to be with. Everyone wants to be her friend but she is a bit picky on who she wants close to her. She is excessively nice and helps anyone if they ask for it. She may have a hard time doing the first step to get close to someone but at the end of the day she gets her way.

P.S. Knows how to have a mind-blowing time but likes to exaggerate the aftermath to impress people.
Guy: Who's that on the dancefloor?
Girl: Seems like a Ioana to me.

Guy: Check those legs! That must be an Ioana!
Ioana by jadeoutside December 11, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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