Lazy Ape Theory

The early hominoids that preceded modern humans and that did not migrate out of Africa and into Europe and Asia.
If you don't believe in evolution take a look at the differnce between development of civilization between Europe and Africa, and you almost have to believe in the Lazy Ape Theory.
by Pkuhnert September 15, 2007
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botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.
I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!
by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010
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Iowana

ditch weed, wild hemp found in the Midwest USA.
you mother fucker, this shit's goddamned Iowana bullshit, I can't even get even a buzz, give me my fucking money back asshole.
by Pkuhnert September 15, 2007
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Trained Ape

When I wake up on Sunday afternoon all burnt out it's kind of fun to watch the Cowboys' Trained Ape bob the ball around
by Pkuhnert October 19, 2007
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