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Stoner Innovation 

When casually under the substance called marijuana and one has a mental epiphany and comes up with a innovative invention to improve his or she's stoner life.
Peep #1 "Hey dude i just got the best idea when i was stoned the other day, what if we could have a secret button in my car that shoots out bong smoke into my car through the air conditioning vents so we could have an awesome hotbox !?"

Peep #2 "Dudee thats an awesome Stoner Innovation!"
Stoner Innovation by blupblupblup September 9, 2011

Dance Innovations

a dance studio in Chatham, New Jersey, where you'll become an amazing dancer and probably physically, mentally and emotionally degraded in the process.

At Dance Innovations, you'll be told you are too big, too small, too emotional, not emotional enough, too good, too bad and just plain wrong. Alot. You will be used and abused for your talents and your flaws. You will have to deal with the politics. You will be insulted and cut down so many times that there gets to a point where you just want to quit...But you don't. Because its completely worth it. And no matter how much you bitch and complain, somewhere in your heart, you know this is where your meant to be..because what you gain at Dance Innovations is so much more than what you lose. You will have the greatest times, be prepared for the rest of your life, become the greatest dancer you can be, and make the best friends you will ever have.
Dance Innovations is filled with blood, sweat, tears, talent.

innovation 

Doing the same old pointless thing a different way. Alternatively, creating something brilliant in such a way that it takes twice as long and costs three times as much as the old fashioned way of doing the same thing.
Bob: Hey, let's make a wheel!
Bub: Well, we'll have to draft a budget submission, then set up a steering party, develop a business plan then publish a prospectus. I'm guessing we'll need a couple of million plus a three year window for the R & D alone ...

lead innovation studio 

Yo, wanna go to lead innovation studio your freshman year of highschool?

innovation 

A marketing ploy used by organizations that have exhausted all other plausable excuses for introducing ill-conceived products, policies, practices and/or services that will ultimately prove to be counterproductive.
CEO: OMG, this place is a real drag!
Boy Wonder: Gosh, CEO ... let's introduce an innovation!
CEO: Shit! Why didn't I think of that? Where should we start?
Boy Wonder: Gee, I guess we should do a Google search ...
innovation by Aunty Yo's Sister March 17, 2005

Alliance Academy for Innovation 

A school where you don’t tell people you go to. Your mascots are the avengers. The administration targets colored students and kicks you out for the dumbest shit. You absolutely do not want to go to this school. You’d rather go to hell than here.
“Hey, do you know the Alliance Academy for innovations?”

“I’d rather break my own knee caps and throw myself down a hill then go there.”
“Hey, do you know the Alliance Academy for innovations?”

“I’d rather break my own knee caps and throw myself down a hill than go there.”
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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