invisitype

N. A lame excuse used by one to backpeddle earlier statements in message forums. Text used in thread (usually added after statement has gone sour)which is the same colour as the background, hence the 'invisitype'.

In a pathetic attempt to save his butt from a malicous previous statement on a message board, John P. writes:

"OK.. why dont you guys.. go back.. and actually read....

read my reply when I first saw that "someone" had an issue with it... read REALLY close.. hell... it might be hard to see, but its there.. trust me....

"invisitype" rocks BTW"

invisitype by Parks July 16, 2008

Invisidyke 

a lesbian that blends in and is not easily seen usually, looks like a little boy.

Joan - Whoa, that's not a little boy that's a Invisidyke!
Dennis - I didn't even see her. It's like their chameleons!

Invisidyke by Dennisaurus July 19, 2009

Invisiped 

Abbr. 'Invisible Pedestrian'

The affliction suffered by all pedestrians in the Boston, Massachusetts area. Symptoms include being completely invisible to car, truck, and taxi drivers whilst being visible to everyone else.

The zone of a Boston drivers vision between the left and right most periphery when applied to living objects through the windscreen.

Driver to Policeman: "How was I supposed to see him ? the guy was in my Invisiped zone!"

Driver on Mobile Phone driving one hand on wheel at 40 mph in the 25 zone towards the "State Law: Yield to Pedestrians" sign: "blah...blah....hey Buddy, Did you see that Sox game ? Ortiz really hit the bawl outah the pahk this..."

Pedestrian <Bam!>

Driver : "Hey, did you hear that ? One of those invisipeds ! Anyway, you wanna hit up the Purple Shamrock tonight" <accelerates>

or

The taxi narrowly avoided crushing the most of feet of the invisipeds waiting on the corner as Omar uttered "نعم أنا الأم تعلم قيادة السيارة بشكل جيد" to his distant mother. "Calling card only 2c a minute for 8 hour call Algeria" he said to his white knuckled passenger watching the agonized faces of the flat toed bystanders as she wiped the beads of sweat from her brow.

Invisiped by Dr Reason January 17, 2011

invisibye

When someone signs off a chat without having said bye

Man, I almost did an Invisibye right there

invisibye by Leffie July 2, 2008

invisitated 

To be invisitated is to be made invisible.

The past tence of invistat.

The guy on tv was invisitated.

invisitated by daygon December 2, 2015