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innitsexual 

Mental illness caused by watching tommyinnit religiously to the point they want to fuck specifically the 17 year old tommyinnit
Person1: I'm innitsexual

Person2: this is pride month not not autism awareness Month

Person3:please get out of my house please
innitsexual by Green-ish dirt February 13, 2022
The proper term for Eskimos, a people who live in arctic Canada, Alaska USA and Greenland. Closely related to the Aleut. Also Inuktitut, the language of the Inuit, which has a very complex agglutinative grammar that can express entire sentences in a single long word.

(Inuit is plural, Inuk is singular.)
An example of Greenlandic Inuit:

Ataqqinassusermik inuup nammineq pigisaanik aammalu anooqatigiinnut ilaasortaasut tamarmik naligiimmik annaasassaanngitsumillu pisinnaatitaaffeqarnissaannik akuersissuteqarneq nunarsuarmi kiffaanngissuseqarnermut, naapertuilluarnermut eqqissinissamullu tunngaviummata...

"Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all members of the human family is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the world...""

(From the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights.)
Inuit by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

inuit seal clubber 

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.
"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"
A very funny person, who absolutely loves to have fun. They can look a lot like young Will Smith.
Yo is the Will Smith?
No, That's just Inutsiaq having fun!
Inutsiaq by Faroosh April 27, 2022

inuit twins 

In·u·it  twins  in-yoo-it twinz
–noun, plural -s
1.
Two guy friends (bros) who have masturbated to the same pornography.
Jacob: Bro I was watchin' this crazy video...!

Peter: The new one on Spankwire?

Jacob: Yeah!

Peter: Oh shit! I think we're inuit twins!
inuit twins by Atticus Ironsword September 15, 2010

Innits Minutes 

Meme - Wasted conversation spoken into phones by chavs and innits, these are the pointless words that burn through their pay-as-you-go or contract minutes without adding any reasonable content to the conversation.

It is due to this phenomenom that mobile network providers feel it is necessary to have tariffs that have in excess of 200 minutes included in their price plans.

Copyright McGeorge & Hurwitz 2010
Typically words such as, "no, bruv, listen, init an' that,
yeah!"

Normal sentence: "I am walking down the road now."
Innit Minute consuming sentence: "I'm like just like um trekking like down your like street now blud innit."

As you can see from this example, am "Innits Minutes" consuming sentence is 100% longer than a normal sentence thus resulting in the need for more minutes in their monthly plan.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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