A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010

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arctic intrusion

A sexual act, in which an ice cube is inserted into one's anus at the point of climax.

I had to kick her to the curb. She kept begging for an arctic intrusion and it was just too weird.

arctic intrusion by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III January 4, 2015

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Intruciating

A stupid ass fake ass word Trey Loway made up on the spot because he ran out of real ones to use

“Intruciating ain’t it?”
“What the fuck does that mean”
“Look it up on Urban Dictionary”

Intruciating by aistaru July 11, 2021

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Bed Intruding

When one of your bro's is sleep walking and creeps into your bed in the middle of the night for a cuddle or a brief chat.

Dude, last night I was bed intruding and had a short conversation with Adam while in his bed.

Bed Intruding by mammoth1111 November 20, 2011

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