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wank into oblivion 

To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
Jack failed to pull at the club so he decided to go home and wank into oblivion...
wank into oblivion by mrbruceman February 6, 2012

Being pushed into oblivion 

Being canceled or purged by Stalin
If modern cancel culture is left untreated, it will, and this is blatantly obvious to any history major , inevitavly result in people being pushed into oblivion.

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion 

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart
Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

Spanked into oblivion 

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!