2 definitions by Anon0500
When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.
by Anon0500 February 25, 2020
What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart
Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion
by Anon0500 March 3, 2020