4 definitions by Mynameisntshmuley
The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
One of a particular group of supporters of a losing presidential candidate that refuse to believe the colossal pile of facts pointing to an unquestionable defeat. Someone who continues to dispute the results of an election by congregating on the side of the road with fellow “Noflakes” flying flags and spouting nonsense about things they lack any knowledge of, yet will speak as a seasoned authority on. A bunch of butt-hurt sore losers who don’t see they are acting precisely the way they condemned in 2016. The lower half of the intelligence curve that really believe an orange con man is looking out for them in spite of his documented disdain for them.
Look at those stupid “No-flakes” standing out in the freezing rain protesting election results from 2 months ago! Let’s drive thru the puddle and douse those fucktards!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!
Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
by Mynameisntshmuley February 9, 2021