Intersance 

Internet + Renaissance

The period of time when the internet expanded. dates may be debatable but say Mid 90's to 2005

Early Intersance websites were little more than carbon copies of their print media counterparts.

Intersance by Clearkey May 16, 2016

Chair to keyboard interface error 

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

Chair to keyboard interface error by Insubious December 9, 2008

InterFacePlusTubes 

An amalgamation of the words "Internet", "Facebook", "Google Plus" and "YouTube", used as an all-inclusive term to describe the internet as a whole.

Derived from previous conglomerate terms, such as "The Internets", and "The YouTubes", or less commonly "The Intertubes".

InterFacePlusTubes is the next generation version of the word "InterFacebookWebs", designed to now include the addition of Google Plus to the insurmountable plethora of useless content within social media the world over. If there existed a way to effectively include "Twitter" that was as verbally fluid as "InterFacePlusTubes", the term's acceptance into mainstream online vernacular would almost certainly fail due solely to Twitter's paltry 140 character limit, and therefore its insignificance as a means to effectively convey one's sarcasm.

1) In reference to FEMA's failed Nationwide EAS Test on 9 Nov 2011, via G+

Joel: Will it play over everyone's laptop and smartphones? If not, I question its relevance.

Erik: Ooh, good point! Maybe the Fed has contracted with The InterFacePlusTubes and now have the ability to break in and spam every user's inbox??

2) In reference to a comment left on one of my YouTube videos

Username: first!

Me: @(Username) After almost four years, you were "first" of 5...
Congratulations, you've just won the InterFacePlusTubes!
o_O

InterFacePlusTubes by W7ENK January 12, 2012

Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.

USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)

Chair-To-Keyboard Interface by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008

Interfacetion

What you have for a friend that spends more than 2 hours a day on Facebook.

Dude, don't forget we have an Interfacetion for Frankie tonight!

My friend uses his phone for Facebook more than phone calls and texts, it's time for an Interfacetion!

F.A.R.E - Facebook Abuse Resistance Education

Interfacetion by F.A.R.E. January 22, 2011

interface 

A linkage between two things. A user interface is the system of controls with which the user controls a device. Two devices are said to be interfaced when their operations are linked electronically. An interface box is often required to convert signals from one form to another

Hi, this software can not work on your computer without loading ABC programme which will work as an interface

interface by ZIAULHAQ December 28, 2007

intersanchez

Made popular by Jets' quarterback Mark Sanchez, an intersanchez is simply an interception thrown by the overrated, rookie quarterback.

"Trailing by 6 in the final seconds, a Hail Mary was called but the young quarterback threw yet another intersanchez."

intersanchez by Joey Motional October 20, 2009