Internet Disorder
In·ter·net dis·or·der,
n.
Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:
·Google Amnesia;
·Hyperlink ADD (HADD);
·Forum Schizophrenia; and
·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS).
Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.
n.
Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:
·Google Amnesia;
·Hyperlink ADD (HADD);
·Forum Schizophrenia; and
·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS).
Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.
My brother has never been the same since he went online; he's being a total douchebag on forums, and can surf Wikipedia for days on end, but have no recollection of where he's been. I should call a doctor; he's suffering from some form of Internet disorder.
Internet Disorder by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
