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You're such an Integno
Integno by Integno October 28, 2019
Words you can keep

Internot 

Not having full access to all of the internet.

The term used to describe having only partial access to the internet in places like China and elsewhere due to blocking of sites deemed to be subversive.
Since I'm hooked up to the Internot, I couldn't write on Lo Fat's facebook wall today.
Internot by Don't Be That Guy October 22, 2009
An Australian ISP known for it's high quality, ADSL2+, and being on the cutting edge.
Wow, this free citylan wireless hotspot by Internode really rocks!
Internode by dquixter September 22, 2006

internomz 

A portmanteau of interwebz and nom. Used for food that can be ordered online.
"I'm having a good time on my computer, but I'm getting hungry."
"You'd better get you some internomz, boy."
internomz by Bubba Q. Pitt October 19, 2012

Internot 

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet
From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.
Internot by Bryan O July 16, 2008

internoia 

n. the paranoid feeling that you're about to be seriously embarrassed on the Internet (in front of your coworkers, your family, your dog etc) in a worrisome way, e.g. by photos from That Party.

internoiac, adj. one who is regularly consumed by internoid tendencies.
"I couldn't sleep because I know pictures from the party... THAT party... are out there. Somewhere. About to be tagged with my name.

Feverish and sweaty with delusion, I turned on every single privacy setting on my facebook, made all my lj entries private, deleted my myspace, rickrolled all my youtube playlists, replaced all my default jpegs with Opus the Penguin, and shot my computer three times with a .38 caliber police special.

...probably just internoia."

integrous 

You should vote for John Dough for Congress because he is a very honest and integrous leader.
integrous by Mike DeNuccio July 23, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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