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Instrumento, instruUmento, instrumentO
Instrumento, instruUmento, instrumentO
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When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone
Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.
by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019
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Instrument Tech

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A God among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Rumored to outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun any electrician that comes in his path. Sparkys beware of this godlike creature for it is said that even gazing upon their greatness can turn even the strongest man into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his momma. Revered as the brains of the operation.
The instrument tech reigned supreme over the crybaby electricians.
by Techboss24 May 27, 2016
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This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.
by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016
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The Mortal Instruments

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An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!
Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!
by thepacificislander June 15, 2012
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The Mortal Instruments

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A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!
by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011
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Instrument Crush

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When a person plays a certain instrument you like & they come off 10 times more attractive to you.
Janie wasn't sure if she liked Tom for his looks, his personality or if it was an instrument crush.
by fosterthe-fagg0ts June 28, 2012
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