Instaslut
A person that sells their body on Instagram for likes, fame, love, money, sponsorship or other material gain.
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Someone who will follow thousands of strangers on Instagram just to get a couple hundred followers in return.
Bob: Why in the world would someone follow thousands of boring people on Instagram?
Joe: Dude, that's an instaslut. They will follow anyone.
Joe: Dude, that's an instaslut. They will follow anyone.
instaslut by jakeurbandictionary March 2, 2014
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instaslut
a girl who immediately starts acting like a hoe wen they meet a guy who they have a rare obsessive craving over; i. e. hooking up with two craved guys at once / putting ur hand down his pants before even waving hello -- normally doesnt act like a hofosho
instaslut by theczarofvodkania March 14, 2010
Instaslut
what happens when you're around an insanely hot guy who has some combination of sexy traits; they often have a badass attitude. You know they're so wrong, but that makes it so right....you can't control yourself around them at all and BAM! instaslut. it's hard to explain but you'll know it when you feel it ;)
EX 1:
girl a: I saw Jude Law the other day!!!
girl b: omg and?
girl a: i talked to him. his accent and his body and his attitude....mmmm....I couldn't control myself!
girl b: that's the instaslut effect for you!
EX 2:
guy a: dude, my gf broke up with me.
guy b: aw man what happened
guy a: we were at this party and this douche started flirting with her....she went instaslut.
girl a: I saw Jude Law the other day!!!
girl b: omg and?
girl a: i talked to him. his accent and his body and his attitude....mmmm....I couldn't control myself!
girl b: that's the instaslut effect for you!
EX 2:
guy a: dude, my gf broke up with me.
guy b: aw man what happened
guy a: we were at this party and this douche started flirting with her....she went instaslut.
Instaslut by notahofosho March 14, 2010
Instastuck
The inability to get off of Instagram.
Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.
Instastuck by Hipmomma January 23, 2023
installation death experience
Installation art that provides the participant with an experience of their own death, with a variety of “final moments themes” to choose from.
For my installation death experience, I will roll the dice, just as I do in life, and see what theme is chosen for me by fate!
installation death experience by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019
installation fart exhibit
An art exhibit providing the brave participant with an opportunity to indulge in a rich olfactory immersive event of horrifically putrid flatulence unparalleled in the real world.
My anosmic friend gently escorted me into the sealed installation fart exhibit chamber, smiling like a ninny the whole time, and it wasn’t until she was literally crying with laughter that I fully understood what I had done.
installation fart exhibit by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019