Instard

A person who is terrible at Instagram. Their photos are blurry and boring, and the comments they leave on other people's posts are stupid and embarrassing.

"Look at that picture. She's such an Instard."

"What an instard. I wish Estelle wouldn't comment on my posts."

by GrandmasterJ August 30, 2018

InTard

An InTard is a Inbread whos parents are Retard or other way around.

*guy 1 "did you hear that Ryans cousin Brook is an inbread"
*guy 2 "yea, don't Brooks parents have downsydrome"
*guy 1 "yea she's such an InTard"

by Rad Chad09 April 10, 2023

Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

Instaroll

A party that upon arrival, is rolled by the cops.

"Hey buddy, how was the Jamul party on Holloween?"
-"Weak dude, it got instarolled."

by mirk4 November 9, 2009

instarape

liking all/many of someone's Instagram posts at once and following them thereafter or vice versa

We started talking on Instagram after she instaraped me.

by Marshah😁 April 14, 2022

instadome

When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.

"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"

by SaulSilver November 20, 2012

Instanding

Instanding ~ The opposite of outstanding.

Means, instead of demonstrating outwardly to the world, what a great person you are, and have external focus on your achievements for the day, hour or what not. Instanding is when you find out that within yourself, you are intrinsically a fantastic person and have so much going for you, that it doesn't matter what 'the external world' sees.

When somebody is going on a long journey, have an instanding time, I.e. I hope you find it within yourself to know that you are a beautiful person.

Have an instanding time on holiday, especially when going on a Spiritual retreat.

by Thucydides_44 September 26, 2012