Instacrash 

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.

1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."

Instacrash by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011

Instacrap 

Another term for Instagram.

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!

Instacrap by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016

InstaSmashed 

The redrunk. When one Bloody Mary gets you instantly as smashed as you were the night before.

"Did you see that girl passed out in front of the bar?" "Yeah that bitch was instasmashed." Or to the tune of sanasa "instasmashed instasmashed instasmashed.. I just got instasmashed"

InstaSmashed by HeatyV April 17, 2015

Instacrush 

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.

Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "

Instacrush by donteatcows October 27, 2007

Instacrush 

When you find yourself thinking about, in love with or infatuated with someone you follow on Instagram that you may or may not know in real life.

Hey! You should follow back cutegirl123. She has an instacrush on you.

Instacrush by seagreene May 15, 2014

Instagrasm 

An orgasm that is reached when masturbating to images on Instagram.

"I was looking at her feed and I was like, I'm about to have an Instagrasm right now!"
"I had an Instagrasm looking at Scarlett Johansson's last post!"

Instagrasm by death2lois March 21, 2017

InstaTrashed 

When a quiet or peaceful area is showcased for its tranquility on social media and is overrun by clout chasers who in turn ruin the area with noise and garbage.

Also synonymous with tourists disrespecting the local environment.

I loved to go camping there before it got InstaTrashed.

This was a quiet area I used to hike on before it got InstaTrashed.

We had to shut down this part of the tour to let the environment heal from tourist activity. It was InstaTrashed to the point our local government stepped in and said no more. We can still admire it from afar, we just can't go in.

InstaTrashed by JinxedIt November 27, 2020