Definitions by cvboom

Selfieos 

The 15 second videos one takes of themselves and posts on Instagram since the launch of their video. Consisting of little to no action other than simply posing for the camera or sometimes just saying, "Hi!"

Dude, ever since Instagram launched video, I'm getting deluged with all these selfieos. Not that interesting!

Selfieos by cvboom June 21, 2013

Instabrag 

The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"

Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?

How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.

Dude, sounds like you're jelly!

Instabrag by cvboom April 8, 2013

Hidenesia 

Momentarily forgetting that you have hidden a "friend" from your Facebook news feed.

"Wonder what's up with Jenny...haven't heard much from her on Facebook lately."

"Dude, don't you remember? You hid her ages ago!"

"Oh yeah, I must have hidenesia!"

Hidenesia by cvboom August 20, 2011