instalove

when someone who just meets you thinks that you are their soul mate and they want to spend the rest of their lives with you and have kids with you. usually you dont feel that same about them.

after your first date with someone they are already talking about marriage. thats how you know they instalove you.

by babymomma1 April 24, 2011

Instalove

A male or female who thinks they have fallen in love with someone and that person is in love with them just because they got a glance, a smile or some small interaction in the minutest sense

She fell in instalove because he said "hi"!
OMG, OMG he smiled, bought me a drink - I think it is instalove!

by benben11 June 21, 2018

Instalove

People are growing up in a world where they value (and mistake) attention from social media for actual love. This growing trend is slowly eroding human connections in favour of attention from strangers.

She would rather have instalove than a long term partner who actually loves her.

by johnnydaq December 3, 2022

Instahoe

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram

"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"

by JwuGing July 13, 2012

instalock

The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..

by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015

instahoes

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

Instaposer

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**

Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...

by timentes May 29, 2017