3 definitions by Asthmatic Mule
A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.
The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.
The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.
by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015
A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.
I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet
by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014