Insta-cum

Cumming repeatedly and instantly until the penis shrivels up and becomes a chode.

Cam had to Insta-cum because of his large intake of Viagra.

Wil had to Insta-cum because, well, he's a fag.

by Gabe Smith Jr April 14, 2013

Insta-Cum Retraining

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.

My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...

by YAWA June 13, 2018

Instacum

Instacum, when someone is so attractive/sexy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly cum..

As Stacy's mum handed me a drink her hand brushed against mine, this made me instacum.

by AshAmes August 12, 2012

Instacum

My muthafuckin blue dodge ram on them 33s

You see my truck you instacum remember dodge the father ram the daughter

by Blowmebiatch December 2, 2018