Insomniwhack 

Someone who can't do to sleep without whacking off first.

Adam: "Why are you going home so early, it's only 5pm."

Tyler: "C'mon man, I need to jack off for at least 4 hours or I'll never get to sleep."

Adam: "Oh dear, your an Insomniwhack... you really need to find yourself a fucktoy don't you!

Insomniwhack by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum September 17, 2013

Insomniwank 

The act of facilitating the falling asleep process for single/unhappily married males by masturbation.

I used to toss and turn for hours, never sleeping before exams until Jim told me about the insomniwank. I've never looked back

Insomniwank by johnterryloverat February 20, 2010

insomnicracked 

The state of being awake for so long that you feel very alert, yet motor functions and processing are skewed.

Person A: I've been up for 48 hours and I can barely type.

Person B: Dude, you're totally insomnicracked.

insomnicracked by chewyfishsticks March 20, 2009

Insomniquack 

When you can't fall asleep because there are ducks quacking in your mind. Almost like voices.

"Jake can't sleep, he's and insomniquack."

Insomniquack by Inty_ May 3, 2015