2 definitions by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum

Someone who can't do to sleep without whacking off first.
Adam: "Why are you going home so early, it's only 5pm."

Tyler: "C'mon man, I need to jack off for at least 4 hours or I'll never get to sleep."

Adam: "Oh dear, your an Insomniwhack... you really need to find yourself a fucktoy don't you!
by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum September 17, 2013
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A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.
Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."

Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"

Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."
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