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To "in" an embarrassing gay or lesbian person; the opposite of outing someone. To try to hide that they are GLBT because they are so conservative, usually employed as shock jocks or twisted journos.
"Did you hear that Alan Jones was gay?"
"Shut your mouth! We're inning that loser!"
inning by Kentoonist September 30, 2012

Seventh Inning Stretch 

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.
I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

seventh inning sketch 

Leaving a function or gathering abruptly and discreetly in order to perform a sketchy or devious deed.
Brad: This bar is fun and the friends are cool but i'm jonesing for some cocaine
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*

7th Inning Stretch 

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.
Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.
7th Inning Stretch by Elegance January 31, 2010

7th Inning Stretch 

A part of the bases system- it requires a male and female either naked or partially naked sexually wrestling each other. The winner is the more dominant of the two.
"Dude! I got to the 7th inning stretch with Lizzy! I almost ejaculated!"
7th Inning Stretch by MLIAveragejoe November 8, 2009

Dirty Inning

When your partner sticks a finger in your dirty ass that you haven't washed in days.
Chris: dude, we're banging like rabbits and out of nowhere she comes at me like bases loaded, 3 &2, pulls the pitcher jams her finger in my ass and gives me a dirty inning.

John: HaHa, at least I got a clean inning from Jen after I showered the other day.
Dirty Inning by TheC.E.O. November 2, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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