ingles

A grocery chain of the southeasterern U.S... kind of a cheap-ass place to work.

What! I don't get a discount?!?

by rumpelstilzkin June 26, 2003

ingles

a place, thing, or act that is the shiznit

Your girlfriend decides to give you fellatio. You may procede to say "Ingles"

by Phil and Pat McGroin May 14, 2005

Joe Ingles

The man who jingles other people
the GOAT of basketball
greatest 3 point shooter ever
Uh oh, you just got jingled!

You just punched me in the face? You're gonna get jingled by Joe Ingles!
You know Joe Ingles? He's such a good basketball player!

by get_jingled_69 September 27, 2019

No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.

Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"

by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

Colegio Ingles

Colegio Ingles is the best school in Monterrey, Mexico. All of their students are very happy on this school. It is the richest school ever. The students that attend this school are all spoiled and are a piece of shit. Everyone pretends to be so nice when in reality they backstab each other.

Boy 1: That girl really backstabbed her friend

Boy 2: I bet she is from Colegio Ingles

by mexicanschools October 24, 2019

no hablo ingles

the perfect excuse out of any given situation.

random guy walks up to you and says, " hey do you know how to get to this resturant?"

you reply, "no hablo ingles." and walk away.

by donde estas tu pantalones??? February 4, 2010

No hablo ingles

a word you can use to get out of any uncomfortable situation.

random lost person:Excuse me wheres the nearest gas station.

you/random person:No hablo ingles.

by nollysk8 December 13, 2009