It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.

Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"

No Hablo Ingles by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

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Colegio Ingles

Colegio Ingles is the best school in Monterrey, Mexico. All of their students are very happy on this school. It is the richest school ever. The students that attend this school are all spoiled and are a piece of shit. Everyone pretends to be so nice when in reality they backstab each other.

Boy 1: That girl really backstabbed her friend

Boy 2: I bet she is from Colegio Ingles

Colegio Ingles by mexicanschools October 24, 2019

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no hablo ingles

the perfect excuse out of any given situation.

random guy walks up to you and says, " hey do you know how to get to this resturant?"

you reply, "no hablo ingles." and walk away.

no hablo ingles by donde estas tu pantalones??? February 4, 2010

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No hablo ingles

a word you can use to get out of any uncomfortable situation.

random lost person:Excuse me wheres the nearest gas station.

you/random person:No hablo ingles.

No hablo ingles by nollysk8 December 13, 2009

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